There once was a wooden swan with wheels,
His name was Guyver and he liked to wear high heels.
When he puts them on, how beautiful he feels,
But, when he wears them his skin starts to peel.
His skin peeling was his terrible secret,
Which he hides from the pelican and the snowy egret,
His skin peeling became so frequent,
His foot started to look like a rotten peanut!
Luckily he had socks to hide those feet,
Soft, warm and cozy like a tortilla to eat.
So comfy he made a pile of socks to use as a seat,
And then he’d get stuck in it like he was in concrete!
Along with his high heels he’d wear a wig,
With beautiful silky brown hair that made his head look big,
Compared to his tiny neck which looked like a twig,
But he looked pretty hot, so over came the pig.
“EW!” Yelled guyver, looking at the animal.
He threw off his wig and the pig realised they were incompatible.
Before he ran off, he said “Sorry, understandable.”
And the pig ran off, looking all laughable.
That’s the story of that silly old swan,
Who now ruffles through newspapers for crumpled up coupons.
Although, his high heels started the phenomenon,
And all the other animals caught on.
Now everyone wears those big high heels!
The pig and the bird and all of the seals!
And now Guyver is happy and feels...
Proud of his own high heel wearing wheels.
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