Little Red Hallensteins Hoodie

Little Red Hallensteins Hoodie

Once upon a time there was a boy named Shanix. Everytime Shanix went out he wore a big red Hallensteins hoodie. Because of this, everyone called him Little Red Hallensteins Hoodie. Word got out in Shanix’s village that Robbie’s dad works at the Coca Cola Company, and has the new flavours of Powerade. So everyone in the village helped pack Shanix a nice lunch basket to trade with Robbie for the Powerade. And so Shanix set off, following the path into the forest.

A quarter of the track had passed, and so had a quarter of an hour. Shanix’s stomach was rumbling, but he knew he couldn’t eat from the basket. That would be naughty. So Shanix decided to take out his iPhone XS+ with a terabyte of extendable storage and used up all his data to look at Google Maps to find a place to catch a feed. He found a nearby dairy, but to get there you had to go off the pathway, and Shanix couldn’t do that. That was dangerous. Shanix’s mind said no, but Shanix’s hungry stomach overpowered his mind and so Shanix went off the path to the dairy to catch a couple mince pies. Little did he know, danger lurked.

“Man! Those were tasty! Thanks!” Yelled Shanix to the dairy owner, before walking back, making his way back to the path. Suddenly, a big hairy wolf jumped out of the bush. “Grrrr! Who are you!?” Yelled the big hairy wolf. “My name’s Shanix, who are you?” Shanix replied, his big red hoodie flowing in the wind. “Grrr! I’m the big bad wolf!” The wolf growled at Shanix. “Where are you off to, boy?” “I’m going to Robbie’s house, he has the new flavour of Powerade!” The wolf licked it’s lips, suddenly excited. “Wait here, I’ll give you some. No need to eat me.” The wolf nodded, saying “I’ll wait here then.” Shanix gave a thumbs-up, before strutting down to Robbie’s Rolleston Mansion.

Robbie’s mansion of a house was 4 stories tall, and was 7km2 in area. “Man this place is awesome.” Shanix said, walking up to the doorbell. Shanix knocked, loudly, 5 times. The door was opened,a blonde boy laid on the other side, wearing red Nike shoes and a Manchester United shirt. “My name’s Robbie, who are you?” He said. “I’m Shanix, and I have here a basket of lunch to trade with you for the new flavours of Powerade.” Shanix revealed the basket from behind his back, showing Robbie. “Oh my!” Robbie exclaimed. “I’ll go and grab you a crate!” Robbie jogged away, his stomach rumbling. A moment passed and finally Robbie appeared, dropping a crate at Robbie’s feet. “Don’t drink it all at once!” Robbie waved, shutting the door. Shanix huffed, before beginning the journey home.

Shanix stopped off halfway through the forest, and handed a bottle of Powerade Ion 4 and a half to the wolf. Shanix got back to his village safely, and they all hogged the Powerade at once.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.