A Recipe For Disaster

#1 Cleaning Solution, Cleans All Stains.

Ingredients:

2 Cup Bleach

1 Cup Drain cleaner

2 Tbsp Methylated Spirits

2 ½ Cup Ammonia

1 Cup Baking soda

4 Red crayons

2 ½ Tbsp Vinegar

4 Cup Dishwashing liquid

1 Cup Water

Instructions:

1. In a large bowl, sivv one cup of baking soda.
2. Pour in one cup of water. Mix to combine.
3. In a small bowl, add ½ cup of drain cleaner.
4. Quickly add another ½ cup of drain cleaner. 
5. Add drain cleaner to baking soda mixture. Mix to combine.
6. Add ammonia to mixture.
7. Add vinegar to mixture. Mix to combine.
8. Insert crayons, wrapper on, into blender.
9. Blend until consistency is that of a paste.
10. Add crayon paste to mixture, mix to combine.
11. Pour methylated spirits into mixture, stir to combine.
12. Pour onto rag, scrub strain until clean.